Bonding

Verb; gerund or present participle:bounding; Noun; bondingSomething that didn't happened;Something you don't remember happening;



Bonding
To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.
Example:
"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"


Bonding
To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"
Example:
"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"


Bonding
The act of slathering Gold Bond on your balls, with a group of men, and dabbing water on it to get a nice cooling sensation.
Example:
"yo dude, wanna go bonding"
"hell yea, just don't get it on the tip of your dick"
"Yea, don't want it to sting there, hahah"


bond
To form a close emotional attachment with your homie or anyone specifically.
Also: A shared closeness with another person.
Example:
Hey bro how do you bond with yo homeboys.
Answer: Main bru me and my niggas bond by going to the strip club and watching bitches strip or we get together and watch football on Sundays, especially when the Cowboys play.
Damn that's a dope way to bond with yo niggas G.
Preciate it foo.


Bond It
Moving around like James Bond. Walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. It's designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.
Example:
Stoner One: Dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom's asleep so be quiet

Stoner Two: Gotcha man, I'll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

Stoner One: NO YOU FOOL YOU"LL WAKE EVERYONE UP!


Bonds
An underwear brand, most popular in Australia. Most Australians wear this brand of underwear, the classics being briefs and popular funky ones being Boxer-Briefs.
Example:
John: Oh man! Just got these new bonds!
James: Wow, what funky colours. Thank God for Bonds!


bond
To bond is to apply Gold Bond to one's testicles in an attempt to get the feeling of 1000 peppermint fairies dancing on your balls. Different varieties, strengths and combinations of Gold Bond can be used depending on the desired intensity.
Example:
Mark: Corey, man do you bond?
Corey: Heck yes I do. I like to start with the green bottle and finish off with the spray.
Mark: Wow you really know how to bond homie.


bond
A classical group of four sexy European girls that play electric violins, a viola and a cello--guess that's called a string quartet--but the hot thing about them is that they dont just play classical pieces but rock songs from Led Zeppelin, and salsa too for you Latins. check them out at bondmusic.net
Example:
-Yo this group is sick, who are they?
-Bond
-Oh look at this, this girl plays an electric cello.
-Dayum


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