Boston Market
by The Boston Marketer on Mar 24, 2015 03:51:38
The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then
whipping with a ton of toilet paper
filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is
flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Example:
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go
a nasty surprise
cleaning it out half way through.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
Looking for Boston Market
by Meatfish on Jan 17, 2014 22:59:52
A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by
New York Jets tight end Kellen
Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be
looking for Boston Market, but was lost.