Bridal

A state of self-entitlement usually caused by a birthday or holiday, often to the displeasure of others.



bridal
adj.
Description for a woman who becomes obsessive and crazy over her wedding. Permutation of postal.

Example:
Crapwich, Amanda quite her job to plan her wedding. She is is going bridal.


bridal diaper
A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think
Example:
Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.


Bridal Plasty
A reality show that awards plastic surgery and a celebrity wedding to the winner. Also used as a term for a bride getting plastic surgery before her wedding.
Example:
Talk about bridal plasty, she got a nose job the week before her wedding.

Bridal Plasty is their favorite show on E!


bridal diaper
A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think
Example:
Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.


Bridal Mania
Can be used as a politically correct version of less friendly "Bridezilla" or a phenomenon where wedding planning takes over a bride and/or groom's life and causes mood swings, arguments, a feeling of being overwhelmed and general malaise
Example:
In response to a brides outburst toward her groom: "What's up Bridal Mania"

OR

In response to trying to register at 5 stores in 2 days: "Bridal Mania kicked our ass this weekend!"


bridal diaper
The Bridal Diaper is an urban legend circulated widely among Adult Baby and Diaper Lover communities. The legend is that it is a popular trend for brides to wear some form of diaper under their wedding dress. The legend is propagated as a fantasy of many fetishists, as male fetishists are attracted to the idea of a bride wearing a diaper under her dress, and female fetishists are attracted to the idea of wearing a diaper under their dress.

Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.

The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes

Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.
Example:
My sister is getting married, for a little while she thought she might need to wear a bridal diaper because her dress is big and she read about it on the internet as something that is popular. I told her to ask about it at the bridal boutique she goes to, they had to restrain the laughter when they told her there really is no such thing as bridal diapers, and if she's seriously concerned about needing to pee during the wedding she's best off using the toilet right before she gets dressed, and not drinking a huge amount during the reception. I sometimes wonder how many brides actually do wear diapers under their wedding dress because they read a rumor about it on the internet.


bridal bonanza
A pre-wedding celebration that avoids the tropes of a "traditional" Bachelorette party. Typically set in nature, and emphasizes friendship, sobriety, and feminist values. A snack room, the presence of a bonfire, healthy/delicious meals, and the hollering of "Bonanza!" are standard features.
Example:
Are you going to Sarah's Bridal Bonanza this weekend?


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