Brown Finger
When you
go to the bathroom and the
toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to
tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.
brown finger
by bahooka on Jun 08, 2006 00:20:47
The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with
soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "
yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not
wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.
Example:
"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"
"Damn, Steve is a
yellow finger and a brown finger."
"Damn, Paul needs to go see his
gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his
brown fingers post defacation."
brown finger
by shwatter on May 15, 2008 17:30:52
a male who likes sticking his finger up someones asshole. a brown finger can also be caused by holding shat whilst you eat it.
brownfingers tend to be
hobo's or street
tramps
the ultimate brown finger is a person who's name
end's with brown/e
brown finger
by tomba987 on Jan 23, 2010 05:01:10
When at an airport and you use the
cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your
figer getting
brow stuff on it.
BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching on Apr 09, 2010 23:37:14
Example:
I'm sorry your
majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly
President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless
ringpiece !
brown finger surprise
by my name is a secret shhh on Dec 01, 2010 11:07:05
a person who is wiping one's self with a
generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to
lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by
two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
Example:
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic
store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to
triple up on the sheets and got a
brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice