CHANDLER

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.



Chandler
One of the best guys I have ever met. Sweet, caring, attractive, plump lips, great music taste and trustworthy. Acts like the happiest guy but is actually very sad most of the time. Will do anything to see you smile. Gives the greatest bear hugs and kisses. Always smells good and has an infectious smile. Someone you can tell everything to and will constantly remind you how much he loves you.
Example:
Have you met Chandler? He's so funny!


Chandler
The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. You'll never want to leave him because he is the perfect boyfriend and you will fall in love with him instantly.
Example:
wow, you must have a real Chandler!


Chandler
An amazing guy that can be a jerk but is extremly funny and sweet. He smells amazing and is average height. He may not be your first choice in a guy, but after you date him you'll want him forever. He listens to everything you say and he's protective if someone hurts you. you can trust him with anything and know he won't tell anyone because it's just who he is. He's a great football player and swimmer. He won't leave you for someone else, but you have to watch because that's his problem, if he finds someone else he may date them and you too. But that isn't common, he's a great guy and one of the best boyfriends a girl could have. He's cute too and the best kisser on the planet. And a girls dream guy after you get to know him.
Example:
"You're so funny and amazing! you must be a Chandler."


Chandler
Chandler is the sweetest guy you could meet. He has many friends and enjoys video games. He loves horror movies as much as any nerd would and even enjoys graphic novels. He's a geek for superheroes yet all geeks are the best kissers such as Chandler. He's incredibly funny, smart, intellectual, shy until you make conversation, and he's up to a challenge. He treats women right and kind and very apologetic. He knows right from wrong and would never hurt anyone on purpose. He's super cute and tall with gorgeous blue eyes the the kindest smile on the earth. You can't help but like a Chandler.
Example:
Who's your boyfriend? He's super sweet.
Yeah I know his name is Chandler. He's the best!


chandler
a guy that has a giant dick and is good at sex, normally not your first choice in a guy but once you have him you cannot get enough of him.
Example:
so for you guys watch your girl if she is talking to a guy name chandler, because 9 times out 10 he is beating that pussy up and sending her home to you with a great attitude


The Chandler
When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.
Example:
Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains


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