CHOKE YOU

when someone needs to be handledwhen you can't stand someonea way of dominating someone before they domanate you



I will choke you with your own asshole!!!
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
Example:
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"


Little more choke and you would've started luv!
Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent
Example:
Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"


If e choke you go know
The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.
Example:
That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.


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