COBOL
CrappyOldBoringOutdatedLanguageThe biggest waste of time ever created by man; disgusting
programming language that makes both your fingers and brain hurt at the same time; symptoms include unexplainable random rambling and mumbling, fever, headache,
hair loss,
irritability, depression, an all-consuming desire to be doing ANYTHING else, and various other psycho-somatic conditions.
COBOL
by COBOLqueen on May 07, 2009 00:22:29
COBOL
by zed on Nov 15, 2003 09:03:56
COBOL
by h4x0r on Nov 17, 2003 04:55:18
COBOL
by L33tn1nj4 on Sep 29, 2003 20:30:45
cobol
by cory tee on May 05, 2005 03:39:36
Cobol Tongue
by Rolly Layne on Feb 02, 2007 22:44:36
1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of
dirty water, flowing
downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal
crates from local delicatessens.
Example:
Rolly: I was totally
Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty
crates!