COUGARED

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.



Cougared
The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.
Example:
Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:


to cougar
An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.
Example:
Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.


Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Example:
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.


Cougar
Something that isn't in missions.
Example:
"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"


Cougar
An "older," experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. She is not necessarily a slut, nor is she desperate. She offers sexual expertise and is open to new experiences. She simply wants to have fun. Though older, she may actually look younger than her "hook-up." She is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. She will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. She is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.
Example:
My friend says I'm a cougar because I'm having sex with a younger guy, but I didn't hunt him down - he approached ME!


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