Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.



Cougared

by LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp on Oct 08, 2010 09:08:29

The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you've already been sized up by it's next buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very real...

...and they will find you

...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your pimp, and your - *COUGARED*
Example:
1.

lloyd (05:57:05 AM): IT KILLED ME
lloyd (05:57:07 AM): -.-
hazard89 (05:57:14 AM): ._.
lloyd (05:57:22 AM): FUCKING COUGARS!!!
lloyd (05:57:37 AM): I'm going to RAGE FAP after this >_>
hazard89 (05:57:45 AM): LMAO!
hazard89 (05:58:05 AM): *dying*

2.

lloyd (04:09:15 AM): fuckin cougars
lloyd (04:09:17 AM): ~_~
lloyd (04:09:31 AM): and I don't mean the sexy kind...
hazard89 (04:09:34 AM): o.o
hazard89 (04:09:36 AM): LOL

3.

lloyd (12:09:35 AM): It's inevitable, Hazard....you WILL be cougared....
hazard89 (12:09:54 AM): I WILL NOT!
hazard89 (12:10:05 AM): I shall strive to be the only man NEVER COUGARED!
hazard89 (12:10:06 AM): >:D
lloyd (12:10:17 AM): and if you don't save more often you'll bite yourself in the ass so hard that you'll take your whole ass off when you get cougared
lloyd (12:10:18 AM): ._.
hazard89 (12:10:48 AM): O_O
lloyd (12:10:50 AM): A man can dream I guess, Hazard, a man can dream -.-
hazard89 (12:10:50 AM): WTF
hazard89 (12:10:53 AM): XD!
lloyd (12:13:43 AM): HAZARD: I’ll show that Lloyd, I’ll never get cougared. Ha! *roams around on horse* ♫ La la la la la la fa la la la la♫ - ooo! What’s that sound? *dies* OMFG D:< *smashes PS3*


Cougar

by cougargeiger on Feb 19, 2005 07:01:33

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Example:
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.


Cougar

by TotallyDarkViperAU on Nov 03, 2021 00:30:48

Something that isn't in missions.
Example:
"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"


Cougar

by CougarMilf on Jun 14, 2011 05:49:44

An "older," experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. She is not necessarily a slut, nor is she desperate. She offers sexual expertise and is open to new experiences. She simply wants to have fun. Though older, she may actually look younger than her "hook-up." She is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. She will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. She is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.
Example:
My friend says I'm a cougar because I'm having sex with a younger guy, but I didn't hunt him down - he approached ME!


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