noun

1. A large, cavernous asshole similar to the caldera in a volcano; a hot, steamy, wide vagina

verb

2.dropping a large and expensive item in public, due to physical weakness, causing extreme humiliation

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble

Ashley C. Not going in my Car. Nuh uh. Just you, me, sandra, maybe alowie.

buncha buddies just hanging out, no tension.

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

one of the best reggaetonsingers

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

An amazing man, sings like an angel, kind, warm-hearted, adorable, and he’s funny. Sergio is a part of In Real Life with bandmates Michael Conor, chance, drew, and Brady

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.