Carlson
by Lizzardd on Apr 05, 2008 09:20:41
A replacement for a
Draguilar.
A director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls
a Carlson and does something random and irrational to piss everyone off.
A Carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.
Can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.
Example:
Person 1: Did you see him
fall off the stage?? It was
epic!
Person 2: Haha, yea he pulled another Carlson.
carlson
by Dj wExfordie on Apr 29, 2009 05:00:06
noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new
menorah. Often but not always
a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about
a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.
Example:
#1
Jim: I think im gonna just throw out these french fries....
Stan: No dont!
Jim: why not?
Stan: because
hanukkah is comming up and the
Carlson needs to save his pennies.
#2
Mom: Have you seen joey at all lately?
Dad: No I havent why?
Mom: Oh no!
Dad: What is wrong?
Mom: The Carlson probably got him and is probably after his little
bootie!
Carlson Handshake
by juggler61 on Jan 17, 2012 06:15:30
The act of giving someone a "little
something extra" to close a
business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual
favours.
Example:
My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed
the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a
sofa with an
extended warranty!
Sucker Carlson
by Dr Bunnygirl on Nov 22, 2022 09:50:27
Example:
As a person who appears to believe whatever
disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid
purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist
authoritarianism.
Dylan Carlson
by acrookedaxis84 on Mar 20, 2009 00:16:36
Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the
drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick
Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "
In Bloom.