LMD

Let me die.



LMD
Life Model Decoy

An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there
Example:
Have you seen the new Marvels Agents of Sheild LMD where Ada is an android????


LMD
LMD standing for “Lauren’s Man Disorder” is a physical and part mental Disease that a man can contract were The male looks like Lauren would be attracted to said man. The Disease was discovered on the afternoon of Halloween in which One was on the 17 transit bus. There was a man seen on this bus who was officially diagnosed with LMD just after being spotted. Thankfully the Disease is not contagious but the doctors put gloves and googles on before inspecting him just in case. Many men have this Disease around the world. It could be your father, your son or even your boyfriend! If a loved one is diagnosed with LMD you should not think of them as any less of a person. People living with LMD still are people they just need a little more help then us normal functioning humans. Sadly, it is hard to cure a case of LMD but it’s not impossible. Putting in contacts, getting a straight hair perm, and not going to the gym anymore is what doctors suggest. If you think a loved one or you has this Disease please look out for the following symptoms:

Extremely curly brown hair
Round glasses
A muscular body

“Different ”
Loud

Starts talking about “YouTube”
Starts to emesis words with his body and tone of speech.
Always is sarcastic

Likes to go to art museums
Smiles with one side of his mouth

(A man can also still have LMD and not have any of these traits)

If you have LMD Lauren probably won’t approach you. She will simply look over at a friend and make her eyes wide.
Example:
Person 1: Oh my god that guys hair looks like a rats nest! Is he watching a edgy animated series?What's wrong with him?

Person 2: oh he has LMD

person 1: what is it? is it contagious?

Person 2: oh no! It’s not contagious you don’t haft to worry about that. LMD stands for Lauren’s Man Disorder. try not to stare, Instead look at a friend and yell, “LMD ALERT”

Person 1: oh thank you now I know how to deal with these type of men in a respectable manner

Person 2: of course!


LMD
Example:
Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"

Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"

Tommy:"You LMD!"

Mo:"I know..."


LMD
LMD:
Like My Dick.
Example:
Positive:
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.


LMD
Letter of Mass Destruction. (noun or verb); Correspondence from one to another that typically highlights faults and vulnerabilities in the recipient. Most commonly seen as venting, although primarily used as a vehicle to communicate the un-said while involved in a relationship.
Example:
Jane: "So what finally happened between you two?"

Joe: "I just couldn't take the rejection anymore, so I LMD'd her after she walked out, telling her all of the things no one else probably ever had."


LMD
Let Me Dominate.This is a friendly yet demeaning acronym to say to your best friends. Similar to LMR, LMP, LML
Example:
LMD! Bitches


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