Cbf Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Cbf

A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.For instance.."I cbf going to the movies"would be "can't be fucked"and.."I cbf getting up for work yesterday."would be "couldn't be fucked"where as.."I'll go when I cbf"would be "can be fucked"

CBF

by enemyghost on Jul 06, 2012 23:09:08

Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.

Example:
1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.

cbf

by ftc on May 08, 2003 13:24:03

can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

Example:

CBF

by ShiftyCapone on Feb 05, 2010 11:30:21

abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.

Example:
Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!

CBFS

by mastrix8 on Jun 16, 2011 21:12:52

Can't Be Fucked Syndrome, also known as the lower case form cbfs. It is caused by lazy people who do nothing nearly all the time, then it can lead to where they can't be fucked anymore so they just do nothing hence CBFS the cure is committing to do something, but if somebody has an extensive case of it, good luck to you; and it is very contagious

Example:
(teacher): why haven't you done your homework?
(kid): Because i have CBFS.

(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why

CBF

by WGHCBF on May 19, 2011 04:55:34

Co-ordinated Bean Flick - an organised session of bean flicking among females, whether friends or otherwise. A 'conductor' is generally required to lead proceedings and maintain a steady rhythm.

Example:
Screw this tap dancing crap, let's go have a CBF girls!

cbf

by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag on Jan 18, 2011 13:04:44

When you literally "can't be fucked."

Example:
CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.

CBF

by A Trinh on Jul 26, 2010 13:38:25

Closet Bieber Fan. Someone who likes Justin Bieber's music but will not admit to it.

Example:
While riding in Dr. Park's car, I found one of his CD's was full of Justin Bieber. I think he's a CBF.

cbf

by Kasplat on Sep 30, 2010 12:17:18

Can't be fucked

Example:
(A) "Can you bye some food from the store?"
(B)"Cbf"

CBF

by CBFs:Mr. Wilson, Ms. Kongsley on Dec 19, 2011 16:21:38

Coffin Buddies Forever: Implies that your friendship is one step above "Best Friends Forever." Meaning that you will either be buried in the same coffin or next to each other in coffins touching each other. By ring buried so closely together, it implies that you will be together for ever in the afterlife..... or if you don't believe in the afterlife, together forever in the ground, as your bodies decompose into the same organic matter.

Example:
OMG, I think our friendship just reached CBF status, because we are way more that just BFFs!!!!!

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