Chaired

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat



Chaired
Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Example:
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub


The chair
The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
Example:
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."


Chair
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Example:
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.


chaire
A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Example:
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.


Chairing
A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty
Example:
Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.


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