All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,
Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:
Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In
imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)