Clerk
Often found in Law Offices, this master of the
copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying,
making coffee, running petty errands,
collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.
Clerks
by Qbert on May 16, 2004 11:35:16
Example:
In my opinion,
Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.
Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average
jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the
nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Clerks
by Mike Truitt on Jun 12, 2003 08:27:04
Example:
Clerks-It
by Little Timmy Urine on Jun 29, 2007 07:16:38
To stand in front of
a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is
7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you
loiter.
Example:
"Hey Justin, I'm bored
shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the
Ghandi Store."
"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."
"Hey, you know that
7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
Clerks
by FhillyMan on Sep 10, 2003 09:41:28
Clerks
by ScreaminIdiot on Aug 18, 2006 21:13:56
A great underground
cult classic directed by
Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.
clerks
by head of penguinisation on May 12, 2004 21:15:50
either: the movie in which the comedy
duo jay and silent bob were born,
or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes
up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's
Example:
as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie
or
" man that
clerk at the counter is such a
ass-cock muncher"
Clerks
by JeVoNeR on Sep 17, 2003 04:19:18
Example:
clerks
by mreva03 on Dec 12, 2005 07:09:27
Example:
DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)
Jay:
fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh!
shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)
Clerks
by Murdoc on Jun 09, 2004 20:42:55