sooth

Rural Tamil slang meaning buttocks/ass.



Nut Soothed
Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
Example:
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."


Self-soothe
Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
Example:
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.


Ladies soothing stick
A polite euphemism for a dildo or vibrator.

It’s also a nod to the Victorian era when female ‘hysteria’ was ‘soothed’ by doctors using medical devices designed to ‘reduce hysteria’ i.e the doctor would fudd off the horny woman until she had a massive orgasm. No wonder they were popular!

The GMC would have something to say about this practice now!!!!
Example:
(Lady at Hotel reception):- Hello, I stayed in room 69 last night and think I left something in there.... my..... *ahem*... (whispers) ‘ladies soothing stick’.

Receptionist:- OOOH, yes, we had a big black dildo handed in by one of the cleaners. Let me get it for you from lost property. By the way, where did you get that monster from? How are you not walking like John Wayne after using that thing!!

Hey kids, go play outside. Mummy needs 20 minutes with her ladies soothing stick.


soothe your boobs
An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
Example:
"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."


Kool n' Soothe Slapsies
A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
Example:
Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world


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