phone book
Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.phone book
Used as to describe the appearance of someone...from the joke "she/he's so ugly his name shouldn't be in the phone book."
Example:
Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!"
Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!"
Phone book
The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
Example:
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
Phone Book Bet
Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on
Alabama phone book
a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
Example:
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
phone book pimpin
When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.
Example:
Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.
Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.
rolled up phone book
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Example:
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
full as a fairy's phone book
Example:
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
Phone Book Wanker
A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
Example:
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.