salmoning
1.The act of a
Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for
online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man
rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
salmoning
by Pops Ritters on Jul 16, 2018 21:45:12
Riding a bicycle against the intended
flow of traffic in a
bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which
swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
salmoning
by DaveTheToolMan on Aug 28, 2007 04:30:59
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the
swim is over.
Example:
The Oracle RAC installation on
VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
Not Salmon
by Jackie SSS on Jan 17, 2015 04:11:21
Salmoning
by Stephen "Salmon" Jones on Jan 16, 2014 04:11:52
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large
cloud of semen, yelling "release your
eggs!",
running away, and then dying.
Salmon
by Shegoes on Apr 01, 2015 17:29:34
salmon
by Lenny Smith on Mar 04, 2008 06:29:06
When you
walk up behind someone and you
flail your arm between there legs near the genitals,
imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Salmon
by Squ1ggles on Feb 24, 2020 20:02:07
A giant, very thick,
monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “
DaBaby”, would be a
salmon dick.
salmon
by Seidcar on Mar 31, 2010 22:14:17
Example:
The defendant blamed the
collision on the fact that he had to take
evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (
Bike Snob NYC)
salmoned
by Rhino88 on Aug 11, 2010 01:00:26
the act (in video games) of repeatedly
spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the
spawn points are in terrible
spots.