Coffee bitch

Coffee bitch:A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.



coffee bitch
the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
Example:
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"


Coffee Bitch
a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Example:
Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."


bitch coffee
99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Example:
Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.

Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.


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