Coke Machine

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.



coke machine
A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter
Example:
Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine


coke machine on legs
Incredibly large person
Example:
Kristy is a coke machine on legs


Magic Coke Machine
The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Example:
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !


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