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Cold Hands

Shit excuse for having shit aim in a video game. And yet happens to the best of usalso a medical term or something lol

cold hands

by River Tiffany on Oct 18, 2006 04:00:13

Some who is great in bed. Always having cold hands.

Example:
If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.

cold hands

by River Tiffany on Oct 18, 2006 04:06:38

Some who is great in bed.

Example:
If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.

Cold hand

by Cold Hand Luke on Dec 07, 2008 09:38:45

To be wanked off by a corpse

Example:
In 1972, Gary Glitter (real name Paul Gadd) was rumoured to have been cold handed by his Great Aunt at her open casket funeral, in full view of the congregation.

cold hand Maggie

by Dr. Boswell on Oct 29, 2011 10:16:17

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

Example:
"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

Cold hand Maggie

by Fine Fez on Oct 31, 2011 07:21:18

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

Example:
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"

Cold Hand Richard

by Fayd Rautha on Nov 09, 2017 07:33:16

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks

Example:
I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.

cold, dead hand

by ReindeerBoy on Dec 20, 2009 02:38:51

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

Example:
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)

pry it from my cold dead hands

by Sosku10 on Dec 12, 2021 06:00:33

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Example:
Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

Cold hands

by 0hcard on Oct 01, 2022 23:08:53

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

Example:
"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

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