says who

An expression used when you hear a fact relating something that sounds absolutely unbelievable.



Says who?
An expression used to challenge the truth of a speaker's assertion when the speaker has provided no supporting evidence or reasoning and has thus left only his own questionable authority as the basis for acceptance.
Example:
Math Teacher: History is a useless subject.
History Teacher: Oh, really? Says who?


Knights Who Say Kni
They are knights. They say "kni". They are afraid of the word "it". Dont Say it to them, O, I said it, opps there it is again DARNIT! CRAP IT! Oh Forget it. Dang!!!
Example:
We are The Knights Who Say Hut'n'Nan. And We Pray for you to cut this tree down with....................... A HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Knights Who Say Pfftt
Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.
Example:
Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.


Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect
When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.
Example:
In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation


people who say noob are fucking morons
If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
Example:
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"


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