you said it
An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.
you said it
what you said
that's what you said
Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.
You said. You say
You said you love me
Then you say you don't love me
You said you need me
Then you say you don't need me
You said you want my love
Then you say my love is not what you want.
Then you say you don't love me
You said you need me
Then you say you don't need me
You said you want my love
Then you say my love is not what you want.
Example:
You said.
I said.
Everyone else said.
No longer between us.
You said. You say.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 05, 2022
You said.
I said.
Everyone else said.
No longer between us.
You said. You say.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 05, 2022
Like you said
Like you said is a subtle and elegant way of putting your words in the mouth of someone. It requires first to 'cook' the person you are talking to with sharp logical arguments and an adamant brilliance in oratory skills, and then to make the poor dude agree to a point that he surely would resist under the threat of a gun in normal conditions.
Example:
Yankees Fan:
"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...and sure! That much is true and I totally give it to you (the other guy hasn't spoken in minutes), man: last season indeed we were pretty sloppy in those crucial away games, but then again, like you said, there ain't no team like the Yankees and there'll never be".
Red Sox Fan: (looking puzzled but mesmerized) "Uhm, yeah..."
Yankees Fan:
"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...and sure! That much is true and I totally give it to you (the other guy hasn't spoken in minutes), man: last season indeed we were pretty sloppy in those crucial away games, but then again, like you said, there ain't no team like the Yankees and there'll never be".
Red Sox Fan: (looking puzzled but mesmerized) "Uhm, yeah..."
you said doody
The word duty, usually defined as a task or obligation one must do, sounds very similar to the word doody, which is essentially a word for shit. So whenever someone says duty in a sentence, some will make you immature joke "Hehe, you said doody." This is an example of a double entendre and/or type of innuendo, similar to something like when someone says something is "Long and hard," you might laugh is response because your mind immediately thought of your dick. So instead of thinking of someones mission, your mind goes to someones poop. Immature as hell, but still funny.
Example:
ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."
Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"
ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."
Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"
You said what?
Example:
Girl; So what you do last night?
Guy; You said what?
Girl; Did you go to the strip club?
Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)
Girl; So what you do last night?
Guy; You said what?
Girl; Did you go to the strip club?
Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)