Crime Scening Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

crime scene

by geniusH on Aug 07, 2006 02:34:28

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.

Example:
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.

Crime Scene

by B. Hanback on Jul 26, 2009 23:50:42

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

Example:
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

crime scene

by fookmey'no on Dec 13, 2010 12:42:16

A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.

Example:
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.

Crime Scene

by hoola123 on Nov 28, 2012 01:38:04

When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!

Example:
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.

Crime-Scening

by Pierre Bennet on Jan 05, 2022 12:08:16

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

Example:
“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

crime scene

by mgill238 on May 10, 2008 13:25:14

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

Example:
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

crime scene

by chibi_trillian on Mar 17, 2005 06:38:18

Menstrual bloodplay.

Example:
"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

crime scene

by thill sgt. on Mar 04, 2004 02:14:13

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

Example:
That was one hell of a crime scene you left.

Crime scene

by Pittduq on Feb 02, 2010 02:09:37

When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.

Example:
Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?

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