Cromwell's
When a dead body is
desiccated in a video game, usually associated with online multiplayer. Similar to acts such as "Tea-bagging" but usually much more violent such as decapitation,
gibbing, setting afire, etc. Easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably Gears of War. The word refers to
Oliver Cromwell, who was decapitated by the British monarchy two years after his death.
Cromwell
by 6HyungPaqq9 on Jun 13, 2010 09:23:20
The act of sucking a
horse's cock on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on
the horse's penis. This is not to fulfill a sexual desire and should be used for discretion.
Cromwell
by ThisIsntWeed on Nov 04, 2020 22:17:29
Cromwell
by Sar3456 on Apr 25, 2011 01:59:37
A small drama filled hick
ass town in Connecticut. Where doing drugs, getting drunk , and sexual activity every day is completly normal. Pretty much everyone from Cromwell is going no where with there lives, expect major
prostitution and slutty
mooching off old guys behavior for females and some males. Everyone from Cromwell are losers.
Cromwell
by cromwell fucking blows on May 23, 2007 07:01:08
The shittiest town in America. a
littel hick-ass town in connecticut full of losers and hippies. anyone from
cromwell is a fucking loser and should be
beaten up. they all smoke drugs and fuck their siblings.
Cromwell
by gamer girl 69 on May 26, 2019 20:33:11
A man of honour. His favourite pastime is planting croms i mean crops in his back garden in the city of Ennistymon. Ask him for relationship advice and he’ll whack you on the head with
a hurley. By his close friends he is known as
Crom and by some ;) he is known as Gobshite with a red heart. His natural habitat is on the couch, stroking his pet farrellian cat. He spends most of his days online so it is very easy to reach him and talk to him about the
Gonza species of rabbits.
cromwell
by bigdaddyrah on Aug 08, 2017 22:31:26
a teacher that gives you 4 months worth of work in 5 days for the next class each week, he also happens to be
gay as shit and has a very
sweaty back that happens to smell all
around the room.
Cromwell's Crust
by wormsworldparty2001 on Apr 10, 2009 17:22:11
A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of
straightly. These crusts are named after
Oliver Cromwell, the ex
Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.
Example:
I'm so angry -
I came in from work for a
sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a
cucumber...
shane cromwell
by swigswag22 on Oct 10, 2017 18:14:18
a desperate individual who hits up girls at
1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his
arrogance and
simplicity.
Example:
"shit shane cromwell just
texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that
creep again.
block his ass" -some dude
Oliver Cromwell
by Mad Shibby on Oct 02, 2007 09:35:32
Example:
In
the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill
Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of
the Oliver Cromwell.