Cromwell's

When a dead body is desiccated in a video game, usually associated with online multiplayer. Similar to acts such as "Tea-bagging" but usually much more violent such as decapitation,gibbing, setting afire, etc. Easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably Gears of War. The word refers to Oliver Cromwell, who was decapitated by the British monarchy two years after his death.



Cromwell
The act of sucking a horse's cock on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on the horse's penis. This is not to fulfill a sexual desire and should be used for discretion.
Example:
Dude! Ellen pulled a Cromwell yesterday before she came to the synagogue. She was wasted!


Cromwell
A small drama filled hick ass town in Connecticut. Where doing drugs, getting drunk , and sexual activity every day is completly normal. Pretty much everyone from Cromwell is going no where with there lives, expect major prostitution and slutty mooching off old guys behavior for females and some males. Everyone from Cromwell are losers.
Example:
Loser: Hey I'm from Cromwell Im bout to get drunk and fuck my best friends boyfriend and my sister tonight.
Normal Person: Get a fucking life.


Cromwell
A man of honour. His favourite pastime is planting croms i mean crops in his back garden in the city of Ennistymon. Ask him for relationship advice and he’ll whack you on the head with a hurley. By his close friends he is known as Crom and by some ;) he is known as Gobshite with a red heart. His natural habitat is on the couch, stroking his pet farrellian cat. He spends most of his days online so it is very easy to reach him and talk to him about the Gonza species of rabbits.
Example:
Nobody:
Literally No One:
Cromwell: *strokes his farrellian cat*


Cromwell's Crust
A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.
Example:
I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...


shane cromwell
a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.
Example:
"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude


Oliver Cromwell
Doing a chick with nothing but a tall, black top hat on. It's classy.
Example:
In the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of the Oliver Cromwell.


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