a mexican wet back born in mexico who came across the border with shackles on his feet. a david likes to go mobbin keakin out in oakland and likes to listen to LIVEWIRE records and hang out with his bruhs. someone who desires to live on bancroft in oakland california, loves to shake his dreads and get the ends of them dipped in bleach and be sippin on some BO, SOME LEAN all day errryday bruh. a david is someone who likes to give his dopedick to all the fine females in oakland california, he likes to lay the pipe down on the black hynas , a david is someone who loves keak coochie and wishes he was african american, someone who wants to be LIL B's based god slave for the rest of his life. a david is someone who will marry a white bitch from oakland california named kreyshawn and together they will sing GUCCI GUCCI at their weddding and play DLO you played me . a david is someone who wants to learn how to put in weave hair and someone who loves his dreads nice n tight.. always flossy. he loves to swag out to the fullest

Likes to lie a lot almost as comparing him to Hitler, finds any excuse to make up for his lies don't trust david

legit the gayest gay person of them all like no one thinks he straight because he’s actually gay

david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.

David David, also know as David squared, is a very unique specimen. He has unlimited attractiveness meaning any man, women or even animal will instantaneous fall for him. He also contains an intelligence so superior to that of humans it makes Albert Einstein look like a child. In conclusion, if you see him you become a simp.

David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling. David will give all of himself to his passions and goals. He gives so much of himself to others, I hope he remembers to give to himself too. His heart is a beat to keep time to. David's

very presence grounds everyone around him and reminds them why they're here. He grants you the clarity, through few and highly impactful words, to see yourself and whatever situation you're facing more clearly than you did before. David sees through the bullshit and seeks the real. He seeks the truth. There is no one I would rather have on my team than him. He brings a light to the world that cannot be found in anyone else. You'll find yourself grateful for every moment spent with him. He will light up your whole world. He will become everything you've ever looked for or sought after. It might take you a long time to see it and realize it, but when you do, you'll never be the same.

an amazingly sweet boy. he’s mature, and respectful. he can always make you laugh no matter what. you can have countless conversations for hours, serious and silly. he gives amazing advice. he’s someone you can always go to, count on, and trust. he’s overprotective and actually cares about you and checks up on you.

david it |DEY-vid it| verb, david'd, daviding, david
-verb (used with subject)
1. The process in which one floors a manual car before, during, or after a stop for no apparent reason; knowingly that people are observant of his actions and that there is a stop straight ahead, and is driving with 0% efficiency by obtaining poor miles per gallon.
2. When one drives a 99' Honda Civic EX and plays loud techo/trance music for no apparent reason with windows rolled all the way down; trying to look cool in front of ones friends, but in actuality, one is embarrassing not only himself, but those who are also present in the same vehicle.
3. To drive the entire day and nothing else because everything else is requires too much effort; a taxi driver; a loner; a basement liver; selfish being; meaningless being; anti-social; a pushover; a failure in life; a leecher; unreliable.
4. Trying to bamboozle ones money to buy ANYTHING (sweets in particular; for example, MOCHI, a Japanese delight), but fails miserably.

When a girl asks you to a dance or anything in front of class and all you can say is yes or you'll look like a dick