impactful
A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business
drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "
team building"
seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.
impactful
by Tired Creative on Apr 18, 2005 07:26:17
Something that conveys significance.
I.e. utter marketing gash, its words like this that make society bad and help meaningless marketing plebians ascend the
rungs of their pointless evil careers and step on anyone creative in their path.
For shame marketing ...
for shame.
impactful
by Downstrike on Jun 04, 2004 13:16:28
impactful
by acchillo on Nov 20, 2003 03:54:16
impactful
by D-rock on Apr 07, 2004 04:48:55
impactful
by Pinot on Sep 06, 2013 12:53:03
"
Impactful" is a real word, uniquely appropriate business slang that
savvy executives never hesitate to use. No reason to be scared or confused; believe in you
learnings.
Example:
1) Based on my
learnings, my safety-belt-buckle
messenger bag is impactful.
2) Having now listened to audio of myself conducting interviews for 4 hours, I realize that my dream of someday becoming an impactful
NPR reporter is never, ever going to happen.
impaction
by Resedo on Aug 12, 2009 19:34:41
A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and
leak out, causing
soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym -
hardcap.
impact
by Just_a_guy_making_an_impact on May 08, 2019 10:43:52
The word you use in your English
essay to replace either
affect or effect because you're a piece of
celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.
Example:
The lack of
frogs in
the forest has a major AFFECT on the
ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
...
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
impaction
by Beneski on May 07, 2007 08:32:55
impaction
by rebel_shadow973 on Aug 21, 2018 11:50:50