Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.



Albert Einstein

by theamazingjt on Mar 21, 2011 05:59:57

a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula E-MC squared.

no one can explain any of it
Example:
say wasn't Albert Einstein at Princeton? ... you know i heard he argued with his wife , crazy huh? a guy like that, a genius even he couldn't figure out women!


Albert Einstein

by tommydilfiger123 on Apr 02, 2020 15:58:18

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.
Example:
After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.


Albert Einstein

by gravy666 on Feb 11, 2008 03:05:52

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
Example:
"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"


Albert Einstein

by laser_fox on Mar 10, 2021 00:00:30

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect
Example:
*Yeet* ~Albert Einstein *Yeet* ~Albert Einstein *Yeet* ~Albert Einstein *Yeet* ~Albert Einstein *Yeet* ~Albert Einstein


Albert Einstein

by da' witz on Nov 20, 2011 07:10:46

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein
Example:
I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein


Albert Einstein

by Humorlos on Jan 04, 2014 00:19:27

aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).
Example:
Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.


albert einstein

by TheeImran on Nov 04, 2006 19:40:52

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Example:
Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.


Albert Einstein's brother

by PikaFan157 on Oct 04, 2006 11:20:02

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Example:
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.


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