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Decaf

As a side note, this term was originally coined by yours truly while listening to "Porcelain", by Moby.The scope of Decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a shadow of true authenticity in a commercialized world. The term Decaf aims for the depth of ancestral philosophies seeking Enlightenment and Virtue through a deeper understanding of the Self, yet it has the immediacy and availability of consumer goods/services in the modern Free Market. The Decaf way of life emphasizes some New Age values –spirituality, simplicity, holism, transcendence-, borrowed from ancient religions and cults, and satisfies the innate sense of peace and balance through readily purchasable products and services. The original values that they appeal to become exclusively one-dimensional, and the individual is endowed with an alternative, unorthodox identity grounded in Conformity and the lack of internal struggle. To be Decaf is to look for a false sense of self-fulfillment through ownership, trying to adapt the quest for Wisdom to daily life, rather than to adapt daily life to the quest of Wisdom.

Decaf

by Decafhostess on Mar 28, 2014 03:26:52

Decaf is word used to describe a person who is just as stupid as decaf coffee. With no flavor or purpose they are completely useless.

Example:
David: dude, why don't you like that chick?
Kevin: because she is a fucking decaf!

Decaf

by Duracell on Dec 09, 2006 01:12:29

A slang term for a particularly masculine lesbian. Implies that she is without estrogen, or "decaffeinated".

Example:
Person: Ew is that a lumberjack?
Other person: No, it's just Jen. She's decaf.

Decaf

by Eric Luz on Apr 12, 2017 20:19:01

Underage female

Example:
Check out the decaf.

You're fucked up.

When's her birthday haha

decaf

by El Diablo2 on Nov 24, 2007 18:46:26

Coffee without coffee

Example:
"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

Decaffed

by Stella Lafayette on Dec 05, 2004 15:08:01

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

Example:
That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

decaf

by David Fier on Nov 11, 2004 17:17:05

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.

2) noun

An object of non-awesomeness.

synonyms: teh suck
antonyms: coffee

Example:
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.

2)
A: I just lost $100. :(
B: Decaf, bro.*

*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.

decafate

by tsultrim on Jun 18, 2013 22:21:37

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Example:
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.

decaf

by crashtestsdatabase on Feb 02, 2017 22:27:54

description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.

Example:
He was playing Juicy J decaf music in his car during his car audio competition.

decaf

by LudwigVan on Dec 19, 2003 23:27:32

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Example:
Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

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