radius
The strong unexplainable pull of one's "pick-up abilities" on a girl of choice that is in said radius.
Greeting Radius
The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Example:
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
underpants radius
The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower.
It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.
It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.
Example:
At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!
At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!
Swang radius
The length that one’s balls hang down below their taint. This measurement provides the maximum distance ones scrotum could swing in any given direction. Measured to lowest hanging ball.
radius of stink
radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)
Example:
Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."
Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."
Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."
Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."
Rizz Radius
Example:
Guy 1: AYO check out the rizz radius of Luka bro :(
He’s getting ALL the ladies in the room.
Guy 2: bruh… you know this is a retirement home right…?
Guy 1: AYO check out the rizz radius of Luka bro :(
He’s getting ALL the ladies in the room.
Guy 2: bruh… you know this is a retirement home right…?
winter radius
A distance correlated with the area of a city in which a person would want to walk during the winter or in the cold.
In northern cities, a summer radius is usually much larger than a winter radius, due to the warmer weather and better walking conditions.
In northern cities, a summer radius is usually much larger than a winter radius, due to the warmer weather and better walking conditions.
Example:
Do you want to go to the wine bar? -No, let's go to the Irish pub down the street - the wine bar is definitely outside our winter radius.
Do you want to go to the wine bar? -No, let's go to the Irish pub down the street - the wine bar is definitely outside our winter radius.
Splash Radius
The distance that toilet water travels when a piece of crap falls from your butt hole and splashes into the toilet.
Example:
If a Splash Radius is Danger Close, it usually means that the water is splashing you on your butt cheeks.
If a Splash Radius is Danger Close, it usually means that the water is splashing you on your butt cheeks.
Blast Radius
Example:
Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches
Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches