Dick Move

Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.



Dick Move
d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium
Example:
Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!


Dick Move
Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.
Example:
"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."


Dick Move
When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Example:
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.


Dick Move
1. When a dick moves.

2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.

3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.
Example:
1. When a man dick moves.

2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."

3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."


Dick Move
N: An act that is seen as mean, or negative; That was a real dick move!

There can be multiple levels of a dick move. Level one is something minor and insignificant (i.e: Like throwing someone's external HD into the bathtub). Level two is something like that asshole in charge of the Titanic who let it sink, and level three is on par with 9/11.

Some argue that the Holocaust was a Level 4 dick move, but others argue that is was just plain a shitty thing to do.
Example:
Guy: Dammit, Osama!
Other Guy: Yeah, that was a real dick move, that whole 9/11 thing was.


Dick Move
An action by a sports team to another sports team which violates understood social/sportsmanship expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison to the relatively large bounty placed on the transgressors future student athletes.
Example:
On Saturday October 27th, 2007 when the entire University of Georgia football team stormed the field in celebration of there first of many scores on the day, that was a dick move!


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