Die please Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Die please

please die.

please die

by Kra$y Life on Apr 07, 2017 03:30:00

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.

Example:
Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die

Please Die

by FuckAllOfYou... on Apr 23, 2017 14:05:28

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.

Example:
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...

PLEASE DIE

by iM tHe BaKa on Feb 23, 2022 04:25:24

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Example:
John: PLEASE DIE

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

by Yeet-Fa-Feet on Sep 17, 2022 06:29:06

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Example:
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

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