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interweb

A sarcastic term for the internet. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.

interweb

by Zane411 on Jan 04, 2006 08:31:51

The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.

Example:
Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?"
THE BIG BLUE E!
"oh that one....okay...something happened"
Did the window open up?
"Window? What window, the screen changed..."
Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar.
"The wh..who..where?"
Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb..
"I thought it was called the internet?"
Fuck you mom, fuck you.

interweb

by EXITman on Jan 13, 2010 10:01:53

What your grandparents call the internet

Example:
Grandad: Hey! What are you doing on the interweb
You: Its interNET and im watching porn!
Grandad: mind if i join you

interweb

by Uxrius on Jan 06, 2003 11:44:16

A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

Example:
You suck at teh Interweb.

interweb

by DaveZeroZero on May 19, 2007 02:58:04

an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.

it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'

Example:
i love surfing the interweb!

interweb

by john h on Feb 19, 2006 11:36:23

a device used for looking at pr0n and paying your taxes.

Example:
i'm hitting a dry spell. I need some of that interwebz

interweb

by TV Spunk on Jan 30, 2003 19:20:22

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Example:
Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

interweb

by nightlover on May 24, 2012 12:22:57

What an old person calls the internet.

Example:
Hook you grammy up too the interweb.

interweb

by tny69 on Apr 27, 2004 04:05:46

source of never ending pornographyand info

Example:
im just going on the interweb

interweb

by Aud, Eegs, da Bo, and the letter K on Aug 04, 2005 10:44:02

A parody of the word internet, mostly spoken by people who wish to appear 1337, only all too often they end up looking like n00bs.

Example:
Dude 1: Guys!!! I just h4x0r3d teh interweb!!!11one

Me: FACE!!

Zach: DIE IN A FIRE.

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