And a Diet Coke
by Dougms on Dec 11, 2015 12:55:13
Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from
calories, thus preventing you from
feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Example:
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac,
extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty
Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A
McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
diet coke
by can you open my milk mommy on Mar 05, 2005 04:24:44
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda,
diet soda contains no calories,
sodium,
carbs or sugar.
Diet Coke
by CrissColferIsOn on Jul 26, 2011 00:13:59
An object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.
Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large
pencils, killing
sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired,
supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.
Diet Coke
by O-Zone Assasin on Jul 22, 2004 03:09:05
The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage,
Coca Cola.
Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy,
fattening meal available
in the building.
Diet Coke
by FriendOfAGinger on Oct 26, 2010 09:23:10
A
white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (
benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar. This is usually done in order to increase the number of sales you can make while having to purchase less from your
supplier. What can occur is that the product keeps getting cut by each dealer that buys it until there is literally no cocaine left in the product.
Example:
Example 1: "
I'm in deep shit, turns out I bought a pound o'
diet coke. I jus gotta hope no-one notices they're snortin' air."
Example 2: "I want to quit cocaine, so I've been buying worse and worse diet coke 'til my body accepts it's just gonna be snortin'
flour"