Diet coke

the most addicting/ best drink in the world.



And a Diet Coke
Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Example:
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."


diet coke
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.
Example:
I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight


Diet Coke
The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.

Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Example:
Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.


Diet Coke
A white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar. This is usually done in order to increase the number of sales you can make while having to purchase less from your supplier. What can occur is that the product keeps getting cut by each dealer that buys it until there is literally no cocaine left in the product.
Example:
Example 1: "I'm in deep shit, turns out I bought a pound o' diet coke. I jus gotta hope no-one notices they're snortin' air."

Example 2: "I want to quit cocaine, so I've been buying worse and worse diet coke 'til my body accepts it's just gonna be snortin' flour"


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