After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser

See also: Dilbertesque

Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.

In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.