EPIC FAILURE

When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.



EPIC FAILURE
When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
Example:
Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!


Epic Failure
The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
Example:
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.


Epic Failure
1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Example:
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5


epic failure
2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Example:
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated


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