Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.



Epic Failure
1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Example:
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5


Epic Failure
1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
Example:
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."


Epic Failure
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
Example:
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure


epic failure
2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Example:
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated


EPIC FAILURE
When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.
Example:
The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.


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