Elton's

An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the right time. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.



Elton
A strong man, who's genuine and charming. He doesn't break hearts. He's a really good kisser. It's scientifically proven, men named Elton are compatible with women with names beginning with the letter K. Elton is loud, cheerful and noisy but he'll make the whole world laugh. He's romantic and unpredictable. He can be confusing sometimes but believe his word. Eltons are not the type to let you down.
Example:
Elton and I kissed last night, damn it was so memorable.


Elton
An intellectually gifted, talented, and skillful person, who is extremely kind, caring, and talented. He's not very tall but sure as hell low-key funny and has a great smile. He's strong and very well builted. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.
Example:
OMG you look; Elton like.


Elton
A adorable hunk that will steal your heart from a mille away. He’s a bit of a surfer dude, longer hair, chilled attitude. Elton is always up for spending time together and never fails to make you fall at his knees. He’s just too irresistible! He loves you with all his heart and you will have no trouble falling in love with his outgoing personality.
Example:
Your such an Elton!


No Elton
No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."
Example:
Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?

Guy 2: Definitely man.

Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*

Guy 2: No Elton man...

Guy 1: Oh


Eltonic
Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.
Example:
Wow I love your top ..... it is SOOOOOO Eltonic!


Eltons
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

Example:
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H


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