Employment
by TyvekNomex on Jan 10, 2013 03:00:40
Employment
em•
ploy•
ment:
The exchange of one’s expertise/skills and personal time in exchange for currency or any other means of reimbursement.
Example:
You request a specific set of skills and an alotted amount of time from me to accomplish a task/project. Therefore, upon my
employment, you give me whatever I want or
I accept whatever you're offering in return; proir to or upon
completion of the task/project.
Employer
by trittrott on Dec 07, 2010 20:49:16
The incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. This “unit” (meaning
durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. Being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use
a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and
distain. They enjoy blaming others for THEIR mistakes. They are the least popular person in the workplace because of their arsehole behaviour.
Example:
Employer to female employee: "Would you be able to move that
lounge."
Female Employee thinks: OMG!!!!!
Employer: "Would you be able to put
the umbrella up?" (Cafe style umbrella- weights a fuckin'
tonne)
If you want it done, do it your fuckin' self!
The Great Employer
by Dr Bunnygirl on Jul 26, 2020 04:14:56
Example:
At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have
steadily employed so many undocumented
immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!
employment fellatio
by 23rd Chromosome on Oct 06, 2015 15:00:39
Example:
Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's
dumber than shit and the other workers find her
annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.