English Teacher
Will
analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an
English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize
political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
English Teacher
by IlIlIllllIIIIIl on Feb 11, 2019 14:22:49
English Teacher
by Shitty_english_teacher on Sep 30, 2021 10:38:10
Empty
bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of
literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who
taught you about life and how to live it.
Example:
Today my
English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing
Hamlet’s
antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.
English Teacher
by Captain Fuck Knuckle on Aug 18, 2022 20:13:10
A nasty bitch who
purposefully gets pregnant to
wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a
relief teacher for months.
Example:
"Jesus, Mrs.
Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A
Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A
Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"
English Teacher
by Maddie.03 on Dec 31, 2019 05:17:46
Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two
good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and
rude people, and don't get me started
on the Head of English.
Example:
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm
so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and
tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them
secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
English Teacher
by BiggerMike on Nov 28, 2018 23:06:53
A dumb
fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING
MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the
attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe
English Teacher
by europopian on Aug 07, 2009 18:17:22
English Teacher
by Maddie.03 on Dec 31, 2019 05:17:47
Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two
good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and
rude people, and don't get me started
on the Head of English.
Example:
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm
so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and
tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them
secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
English Teacher
by milayaaa on Nov 29, 2020 08:30:42
Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an
English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of
Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms.
Case closed.
Example:
Kiss-ass
Kelsie:
Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky:
Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
English Teacher
by europopian on Sep 02, 2009 10:05:38
Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and
other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking
petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is
pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.