FML's
means
Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a
lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you
fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
FML
by Kongdasavge on Sep 24, 2017 10:14:59
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by Rellik Uzi on Aug 08, 2010 19:40:05
1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used
liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "
my life sucks".
2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist
deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.
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by Diesel_ on May 14, 2005 12:16:26
FML
by little resheniz on Feb 17, 2009 03:25:13
an acronym for
Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their
embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML
Example:
Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would
taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one
skittle up so far and couldn't
get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.
FML
by jaydawg3000 on Jun 20, 2009 23:26:59
This commonly used acronym is used by
melodramatic,
unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in
truth they do not.
Example:
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test.
My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for
two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because
I don't do crap. My life sucks.
fml
by angeredblackman on Apr 16, 2009 06:52:36
a word used by
pricks to describe how terrible they THINK their life is, when it really could be alot worse.
also used by people who
believe that by saying the word, they will become cool just like
everybody else.
Example:
Prick: Yesterday my mom just
bought me a mercedes instead of the ferrari that i wanted. fml
Prick: ahhhh fml.
Person: Maybe your life would not be as bad if u didnt spend so much of it on
fmylife.com and picked up your cell phone to
make plans.
FML
by Jellytugs on Mar 16, 2010 10:27:17
FML
by omgwaffleslol on Mar 16, 2010 06:06:21
fml
by fattehboi on Mar 29, 2008 02:21:14
Made popular from the
teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when
nothings going your way.