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couldn't-give-a-fuck book
A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Example:
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...


fucking by the book
Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off
Example:
Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...


Book Fuck
1. Verb: To lift a prolific quantity of books from a chain bookstore.

2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.

3. Verb: Any perverse act which involves a book.
Example:
1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."

2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little book fuck."

3. "That guy loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy romance novel."


Fuck your coloring book
A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
Example:
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"


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