couldn't-give-a-fuck book
by samwisegamg33 on Apr 23, 2011 01:51:40
A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give
two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg.
bouncers, security
guards etc.
Example:
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer:
Ah ok, well
let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
fucking by the book
by Rahul55 on Jul 22, 2008 14:07:59
Having sex by doing it
by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.
First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5:
Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as
you beat off
Example:
Girl: So how do you wanna
do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from
now on.
Girl: What book? The
Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...
Book Fuck
by Book fuck lover on Dec 05, 2008 14:27:11
1. Verb: To lift a
prolific quantity of books from a chain
bookstore.
2. Noun: a term of endearment for someone who possesses many stolen books from large chain stores.
3. Verb: Any
perverse act which involves a book.
Example:
1. "Man I totally book fucked a full backpack this weekend in St. James."
2. "Awe, he is such a sweet little
book fuck."
3. "That guy
loves it when I book fuck him with a trashy
romance novel."
Fuck your coloring book
by Jaspamellz on Jan 30, 2010 15:03:23
A phrase coined by
Kanye West in one of his many blog
rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme
disagreement towards someone else's commands.
Example:
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR
INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL
FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"