vulva
The external female genitalia including the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and vestibule of the vagina. Not to be confused with the Uvula which is that thing hanging down in your throat.
Example:
I thought the picture was a good family portrait until I saw my aunt's vulva peeking out of her shorts.
I thought the picture was a good family portrait until I saw my aunt's vulva peeking out of her shorts.