False God

A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.



false god
An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.
Example:
Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.


False God Moment
When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.
Example:
1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.

2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "


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