marmite
marmite
Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.
Example:
The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.
The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.
marmite
clearly defied in ealier postings...
However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:
1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)
is the slightly more refinded:
1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber
Try it... heavenly...
However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:
1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)
is the slightly more refinded:
1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber
Try it... heavenly...
Example:
- Would you like some Marmite and cucumber on crackers?
- Fuck yeah! Christmas has come early!
- Would you like some Marmite and cucumber on crackers?
- Fuck yeah! Christmas has come early!
marmite
1. Food made from yeast extract with black, gooey texture. Very nice.
2. Counter-strike player: |<7|S>|-=MaRMiTe=-
2. Counter-strike player: |<7|S>|-=MaRMiTe=-
marmite
marmite
Example:
Horrible shit people put on toast.....smells like dogshit but probably doesnt taste as good!!!
Horrible shit people put on toast.....smells like dogshit but probably doesnt taste as good!!!
marmite
Example:
white man - your like marmite
black man - what you either love me or hate me?
white man - no your black and stinky
white man - your like marmite
black man - what you either love me or hate me?
white man - no your black and stinky
marmite
Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".