front seat
one of two
options you can take when your friends approach
the bus stop in a car: the other being
backseat.
Front seat voices
by Orange2 on Aug 07, 2010 08:44:11
when people in the front of a
car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those
in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being
louder when sitting in the back.
Example:
#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?
Fred:
Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used
front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!
#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a
back seat driver?
Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.
front seat yoga
by jfwordsmythe on Mar 20, 2017 23:56:25
The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex.
Front seat yoga has been known to include making
footprints on the inside of a windshield and the
fogging of windows.
Example:
Kristin...my
AC controls are
all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??
front seat fracas
by Monkey's Dad on Mar 08, 2020 20:56:45
Self-contained
road rage -
the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other,
on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
Example:
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to
the guns and
ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
bro code for front seat
by Scotthemus on Dec 04, 2015 04:31:40
If one of you mates it taking you home from a night out, activities. Whom ever is the last person to
get dropped of must be the person in the front seat so he isn't
taxied around. If a bro puts there stuff in the front seat one must not take it out and
chuck it in the back.
front-seat back-seat dilemma
by Word Bendo on Mar 27, 2011 15:38:56
The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "
kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by
indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."
A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of
Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Example:
Friend 1 (From the
front seat): "Why won't Tim
get in the car? I have a
dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"
Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."
Front seat, Back seat syndrome
by Jim Sominsummthin on Jul 20, 2011 22:20:23
A rare condition in which one cannot decide which
seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental
defect of some
sort.
Example:
Eric: I cant decide which
seat i should
take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.
Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma
by RoboCat on Mar 25, 2011 15:46:53
When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to
kick it in the
front seat, or sit
in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Front Row Seats
by Wizzle Baby on Oct 07, 2009 11:06:46
Example:
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the
E-brake like
the Transporter and slide in like the
Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
Front passenger seat
by The real Kim Jong Un on Oct 14, 2021 19:31:29