Fuckface

Someone who you hate that makes you angry just looking at their face that you want to angrily yell “Fuck!” An ugly person who is a complete asswipe of a human. An annoying, person who’s stupid face shouldn’t exist on this planet.



Fuckface
Originally military slang term for a soldier with a fucked up shave or who was just plain ugly. Now is used to describe assholes or just dumb people.
Example:
"Hey fuckface, did you shave this morning?


Fuckface
A Person or object that is an absolute asshole and/or self-minded jackass.

Can also describe people who think they are higher than others because they think they are important to many others when really he isn't, or a "tough guy" that talks shit but and might throw a punch or two but is really a lousy idiot.
Example:
"I'am better than you because many people love me and I make trillions more dollars than you!"
You: "You forgot to mention you're a fuckface."

"YO BITCH IMMA CAP YOU ASS BITCH!"
*Punch*
You: "You Fuckface."


Fuckface
A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
Example:
My friend Kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, "Dude, I wish my eyes were penises!"

Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.

He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.

Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!


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