The Glide
by definitely not me really on Jan 22, 2012 02:14:28
The
Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the
guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her
lower back. During this, he will let his hand
glide down from her lower back to her ass.
Glide In
by miker2001 on Dec 30, 2009 08:10:34
A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply
glide into the space, without the necessity of
parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with
CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.
Example:
Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for
glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in
parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.
And for the really serious parker, there is the Super
Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a
Glide Out.)
Gliding
by Beardo on Oct 30, 2018 21:19:20
The sexual act of lining
up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre
oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between
road cones in a contra flow.
gliding
by fickeroffick on Jun 02, 2018 04:18:07
69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but
reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way
the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.
Example:
Oscar and
Jayden got tired of giving mutual
jaw. So they tried gliding.
Glide
by Ciao Billy on Dec 17, 2016 09:59:25
To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation.
The crush is usually
unrequited because
the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.
Example:
Person 1: Damn, that kid really is
Gliding that girl
Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps
chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
gliding
by theglidemaster on Sep 24, 2014 08:02:44
When two penises attempt a
docking maneuver, but miss the target and
wind up rubbing along each others' shafts