Gasolinism

An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.



gasolinism
Example:
Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.


Gasoline
a favored drink by many, it comes in a few flavors, octane 87, octane 89,octane 91 and octane 94.
Example:
Man, hook me up with some gasoline


gasoline
Gasoline: Hostile

Gasolinism: Hostility

Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile



GASOLINE SCALE:



0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
Example:
SITUATION 1-

Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!

Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?

Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!

Java: All right then. (leaves)

Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?


SITUATION 2-

Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.

Java: So, how Gasoline is she?

Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!

Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...

Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!


gasoline
Are you insane, like me?
Been in pain like, me?
Bought a $100 bottle of champagne, like me?
Just to pour that motherf*cker down the drain, like me?
Would you use your water bill to dry the stain, like me?
Are you high enough without the Marry Jane, like me?
Do you tear yourself apart to entertain, like me?
Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train, like me?

Sayin' that you shouldn't waste your pretty face, like me?

...
And all the people say:

You can't wake up,
This is not a dream,
Your part of a machine,
You are not a human being,
With your face all made up,
Living on a screen,
Low on self estream,
So you run on gasoline,
*ohs*
I think there's a flaw in my code.
*ohs*
These voices won't leave me alone.
Well my hear is gold, and my hands are cold..
...
Are you deranged, like me?
Are you strange, like me?
Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame, like me?
Do you call yourself a f*cking hurricane, like me?
Pointin' fingers 'cuz you'll never take the blame, like me?
...
And all the people say:
You can't wake up,

This is not a dream,
You are part of a machine,
You are not a human being,
With your face all made up living in a screen,
Low on self esteem,
So you run on gasoline.
*ohs*
I think there's a flaw in my code.
*ohs*
These voices won't leave me alone.
Well my heart is gold,
And my hands are cold...
Example:
Gasoline by Halsey
These are the lyrics


Gasoline
Gasoline N.

A highly flammable petrude toxic hydrocarbon, scientifically known as Octane. This hydrocarbon is commonly derived from crude oil which is retrieved from deep within the earth. It is most comonly used in internal combustion engines such as those found in cars, tractors, airplanes and other large and small scale machines. the substance itself has been in use since about the 1900's gaining widespread populairty after Henry Ford's inventionof th Automobile. It has since been a major source of fuel all over the world even driving some countries to attack others for it such as in the battle of stalingrad in World War 2. Gasoline itself is, as stated before, a hydrocarbon with 8 (eight) carbons and and 18 (eighteen) Hydrogens. This source of fuel has caused widespread debate over the harmful gases it produces such as Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide that pollute the air. it has also been featured in many films and shows as the most precious liquid in the world for example in Mad Max: Road Warrior or The Walking Dead.
Example:
(from Mad Max: The Roadwarrior)
Wez: after someone is killed *No!* *No more talk!* We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill 'em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill! Kill!
The Humungus: Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way!
Wez: Losers... losers wait!
The Humungus: We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.
Wez passes out
The Humungus: Take him away.
soldiers drag Wez away; Humungus grabs intercom
The Humungus: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
Soldiers start up their vehicles
The Humungus: I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.


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